orlandobloomers:

wanna know how punk i am??????

*punches a wall*

drive me to the hospital

(via moistbottom)

spookycapecod:

all i want in life is to go to concerts and have good eyebrows

(Source: dannydevitofan97, via fake-mermaid)

"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats."
- Mark Twain

dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

(via generalbooty)